Samantha's cache and Sven's cache - adult version!
For those who are interested here are the original versions of these caches, which were a little too adult for the geocaching website. Don't read on if you are offended by smutty innuendos.
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Tits like coconuts
This is one of two caches devoted to my favourite radio programme. One of my friends claims that it is of an adult nature, but that's just his dirty mind.
The background:
This week we find ourselves in Lodge Bottom Road, a pretty little spot named after Mr Lodge's unfortunate flatulence. Parking is available at Cockshoot Wood, named after another of his habits. The trailhead starts at Cockshot Cottage – enough said.
Sven has just built a new summerhouse in the garden and Samantha was so excited by Sven's latest erection that she decided they should hang some bird feeders on it. Sven is now very happy to see Samantha's great tits flying round the garden and landing on his nuts.
To celebrate, Samantha has hidden a cache in the grounds of Firtive Manor, which is in nearby Letsby Avenue. She can't wait to see who gets their hands on her chest first.
The cache:
To claim the cache, you have to find it (Dooh!) and include in your log the name of at least one game featured in the show, or a suitably dreadful joke like:
New definitions:
Cursory: A place where children learn to swear
Parsnip: Vasectomy
Or, will you please welcome:
Mr and Mrs Ontal-bars and their son Horace
Mr and Mrs Control-Houston and their effeminate French son Miss Jean Control-Houston
The background:
This week we find ourselves in Lodge Bottom Road, a pretty little spot named after Mr Lodge's unfortunate flatulence. Parking is available at Cockshoot Wood, named after another of his habits. The trailhead starts at Cockshot Cottage – enough said.
Sven has just built a new summerhouse in the garden and Samantha was so excited by Sven's latest erection that she decided they should hang some bird feeders on it. Sven is now very happy to see Samantha's great tits flying round the garden and landing on his nuts.
To celebrate, Samantha has hidden a cache in the grounds of Firtive Manor, which is in nearby Letsby Avenue. She can't wait to see who gets their hands on her chest first.
The cache:
To claim the cache, you have to find it (Dooh!) and include in your log the name of at least one game featured in the show, or a suitably dreadful joke like:
New definitions:
Cursory: A place where children learn to swear
Parsnip: Vasectomy
Or, will you please welcome:
Mr and Mrs Ontal-bars and their son Horace
Mr and Mrs Control-Houston and their effeminate French son Miss Jean Control-Houston
.... and fat balls
This is one of two caches devoted to my favourite radio programme. One of my friends claims that it is of an adult nature, but that's just his dirty mind.
The background:
Once again we find ourselves in Lodge Bottom Road, not far from Juniper Hill, named after the Israeli children, who used to run up and down its slopes. Also nearby is White Hill, which is strange as the White House is a very long way away.
Sven had an unfortunate moment when two cheeky squirrels pinched his nuts, so he decided to get his fat-balls out in the garden in the hope that Samantha's tits would come back where they belong.
To celebrate Samantha has hidden another cache, this time in the grounds of Naff Hall in nearby Cleo Lane. She can't wait to see who gets their hands on her box first.
The background:
Once again we find ourselves in Lodge Bottom Road, not far from Juniper Hill, named after the Israeli children, who used to run up and down its slopes. Also nearby is White Hill, which is strange as the White House is a very long way away.
Sven had an unfortunate moment when two cheeky squirrels pinched his nuts, so he decided to get his fat-balls out in the garden in the hope that Samantha's tits would come back where they belong.
To celebrate Samantha has hidden another cache, this time in the grounds of Naff Hall in nearby Cleo Lane. She can't wait to see who gets their hands on her box first.